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    Britney Spears: Isolated Mic Track, Isolated Fans

    Thursday, August 21st, 2008

    Music ain’t what it used to be and there are lots of reasons for that– exploitation of artist integrity from managers, labels trying to survive in a digital age, technology in engineering records etc. but these reasons are a part of what makes us want to send a really talented musician to Hollywood to play in-front of the right people.

    Here’s Brittney Spears doing her ‘thang — she looks good doing it but how does it sound? Well, this isolated feed from her mic settles that argument quick as can be. Before we roast her, do take into consideration her rise to stardom at an early age, her agents, label pressure and craazy fanbase, but all things considered, she can’t sing well and it shows that her music is not, well, music-oriented.

    I remember when Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins were replaced for this and the Backstreet Boys– right in the middle of my high school years! It’s totally unforgivable to have ‘Freebird’ as your class song. (Do you know what its like to sway awkwardly for 13 minutes on a boat on a chemical infested river? Neither do I since I was playing poker with the busboys in the kitchen).

    Anyway, my point is. Dixon Drums wants to give someone who is clearly talented a chance to get out there and play in-front of people who are looking for talent and we think you have what it takes. If you haven’t already, click here to join our YouTube group and submit yourself playing a drum solo on our Demon kit at a store and you’re elligible for all kinds of stuff– including a free set, a trip to Hollywood, a chance to play in-front of A&R execs while being filmed for a TV special! To quote Britney: this is a world where anything can happen.

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